Thursday 7 February 2013

Scary Wife!

An old couple was married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbours feared her, and the old woman liked the fact that she was feared.

To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 98. Her husband had a closed casket at the funeral.

After the burial, his neighbours', concerned for his safety, asked: "Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The husband said, "Let her dig. I had her buried upside down and I know she won't ask for directions...."











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Amigo Gringo




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